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IJ woes

Dammit, who killed Tweak?

I've been trying to get IJ to work all morning, but no luck. :(

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Pissed off, I am

Dear Big Boss B,

Thank you so much for not bothering to call and tell me that today's scheduled seminar had been cancelled. I absolutely love getting up at five o'-bloody-clock in the morning. Especially when I later find out that I could have slept two hours longer and not have had to come to work on a bus filled with sugared-up schoolchildren.


Dear H,

Please modulate your vocalizations. At the volume you're speaking, I'm pretty sure the people on the other end of the phone line can hear you whether you're using the phone or not.



Why is the weekend so short?
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The numbing effects of lubrication

While I'm waiting for Doctor Who to start (the Ninth Doctor is finally coming to BBC Prime, yay!), here's something I've been wondering about:

You know all those stories where Snape whips out his homemade lube and explains how he has added a 'numbing agent' for less pain and greater pleasure? Explain to me, please, why you would want a numbing agent anywhere near either your cock our your prostate in that situation.
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Oh dear, maths!

New Wizard of the Month on JKR's site
Albus Dumbledore
1881 - 1996
Brilliant and often controversial headmaster of Hogwarts School ofWitchcraft and Wizardry, Albus Dumbledore is most famous for his 1945defeat of Grindelwald and his steadfast championing of Harry Potter,the Boy Who Lived. Dumbledore's self-proclaimed proudest achievement,however, was featuring on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card.

1881? I thought she said he was something like 150 years old?
1996?? Shouldn't that be 1997?
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First IJ post - at last

I just realized that while I've been following my flist over here, I haven't actually posted anything in my IJ (not that that's much different from the stae of things on my LJ, but, you know). So, obligatory inaugural post.

Being the sheep I am, I've followed fandom over here and am going to be using this as my primary journal and (probably) crossposting to LJ. (I had foolishly set my account payments to 'Automatic' and paid for a year on 26 May - three days before Strikethrough. Great timing.)

RL is being a bitch - has been for a couple of months - so I probably won't be posting much, but I'll still find time to erad my flist(s), 'cause, you know, all work and no pr0n makes Godless Harlots very sad.

Also, have set up a mirror of the snarryficfind LJ profilesnarryficfind LJ community here on IJ: snarryficfind. I'm not the mod of the real snarryficfind, obviously, just sort of keeping the mod seat warm at the momen, but at least now the comm is there for any LJ refugees who might want to use it.